Wednesday, March 21, 2007

*NEW* Classes for Women

I love to laugh. I love things that make me laugh, I love to make others laugh - to me, laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds. I'm also a firm believer that God loves to laugh too - He has certainly done some things in my life that are worth laughing about! Praise the Lord that we serve a joyful God who loves to see His children laugh and enjoy life!

I came across this list of "continuing education" classes for women and couldn't help but laugh. Life is too short to take everything seriously, so have some fun with this list! I know there are at least 10 on here that I would be elgible for! (I've starred those for your enjoyment!)

* Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before

The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits

* Parties: Going Without New Outfits

Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game

Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First.

* Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking

Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging

Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire

Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up

Introduction to Parking

* Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space

Water Retention: Fact or Fat

Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter

* Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption

Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People

* Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully

* Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To

* Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have

* Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice

Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together

* Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both

TV Remotes: For Men Only

Psalm 126:2-3

"Then our mouth was filled with laughter, and our tongue with singing. Then they said among the nations, “The LORD has done great things for them.” The LORD has done great things for us, and we are glad."


tmcnatt said...

Have fun this weekend. Love you!

Gabrielle said...

these are great - we should brainstorm about classes for men.... like how to distinguish the difference between hair products, or something! As always, love your blog!

Esther 4:14b

"And who knows but that you have come to royal position for such a time as this?"